December 24, 2005

The Tale of Tom Kitten, revised.


I first met Tom with his two littermates in my backyard in early November. He was standing over a dead pigeon his mother, a pretty but too thin black cat I have yet to name, clearly had killed and brought to her kits. It appeared to be their first time tearing into fresh meat, the warm blood running down their chins, and their eyes wild with the flavor of animal. I stepped closer to where they were, in a protected corner thicket, sending the two girls skittering. But Tom remained, chewing away. I took a couple more steps and was close enough to touch him, my eyes on his mom, a scant two feet away, staring at me with a ferocity of intent. He suddenly was aware of me standing over him, and jerked to attention. He hissed, and covered with blood, looked plenty scary. Later when I recounted the experience to a friend, I referred to him as a werekitten.



A few days later I spotted the three hopping around the yard in the unseasonally warm sun. I laid out a plate of food and tried to see how close I could get to them while they ate. Again the girls ran before I was close enough to touch them, but Tom, little big man that he was, stayed at that plate and did his best to intimidate me, all one pound of him, bristling and hissing and attempting to chase me off long enough to eat his fill. I admit, he staved me off a bit too. Small though they may be, a kitten has a fine bite when he wants to. I should know.



I set up a dog kennel and the two girls tumbled into it as soon as I was out of sight, some kitten food too much of a temptation. Tom on the other hand proved a more difficult catch. I watched him tentatively for hours, hoping he wouldn't disappear for too long. When I thought he might be a bit hungry again I got a plate of tuna with bits of cheese, and left it in my dog's old training crate in the driveway at the back of my house. I hid on the other side of the car and eventually he bit. I was able to stealthily lean over the hood of the Honda and use a rake to shut the door on him. He jumped and looked at me accusingly. More hissing ensued. I figured I better nip this one in the bud quick, but careful... real careful. I crawled into the crate slowly and extended a gloved hand. Backing into a corner, Tom bristled and arched. I got brave and touched him anyway. "Here we go," I thought. Rubbing his neck, he suddenly turned to mush. Of course... fleas! Lots of them. But boy did that work in my favor. The lovely scratching turned out to be the key to poor Tom's heart, and I suddenly had a new best friend.



Of this litter of three I took in, Tom is the only one who didn't look back. He was scrawny, growing much more quickly than his sisters, and not eating enough to fill out his expanding frame. He had a respiratory infection that had rendered him more susceptible to flea and lice infestation. Another month or two on the street and Tom wouldn't have made it. Thing is, I think he knew that too. From the very first rub, to the moment I put him in the arms of his new owner, that cat was more affectionate to me than any animal has ever been. He never once tried to run from me, and from the very first, he wanted nothing more than to be everywhere I was. He was something of a puppy actually. And at the risk of being sentimental and perhaps revealing a softer side, I will never forget his face as he sat in the car leaving what had become his very happy home with me. Quizzical and a little sad I think. I know I was.

Yes I am inspired by the facts of the matter. Yes, I saved his little life. Whoopee. If I hadn't, as a sentient adult observing the reality of the urban feral problem, what would that make me? Fucking rotten, that's what. But I digress. Point is, I get the whole feel-good la-di-da of what I do with the strays in my pocket of New York, and of course I am not going to stop.

Damned if it isn't hard as diamonds to do sometimes.


December 23, 2005

Odd Men Out

It is eight o'clock.
I just drank my second cup.
I'll be up all night.








Seashells from Coney
Island and two tiny bits

of turquoise dangle.


Loofahs, pumice and
peppermint foot scrub laugh at
gender denial.






In the cold I tongue
at the taste of vanilla
a soft sheen on lips


For the best grilled cheese,
buttery sammich elite:
a Brooklyn diner.




What kind of love is
a dogge? A warm, wet love--
the best kind of friend.








Does anyone hear?
Her pixellated pop sings!
An echo, a swan.





He gave me a poem
for my birthday and I cried
in a public place


I am a grandma.
At night I squint at word games.
What's fourteen across?

Love & Chocolate

I am down with love.
I am a down-with-love girl.
Give me some chocolate.

"I have no chocolate
to give you," he says as he
offers me his heart.

Jeans & Sneakers

For years they wore like
a warm denim skin, until
they split at the seams.

As everything will,
my favorite jeans went kaput.
I need a new love.

I used to like shoes
that were sexy. Now give me
sneaks or give me death.

Fast across pavement
green sneakers steal home, rubber
soles tap tap tapping

Smoking (Gun)

My lungs look like an
order of cajun chicken,
but I love it so.

I know I must quit.
After almost ten years, the
affair is over.

McTufferton the Lion

I am a toughy!
Watch your step with me, buster.
I'll kick your butt. Hey!

I am too quiet.
You can do the talking. I
am not a leo.

What happens when the
roar is just a ranr? I am
a tiny leo.

"gr!" a small lion
says when she can't get her way.
Just a small lion.

Not-so-secret place by the river

Midtown overlook
lighting east river crossing;
N. 7th and Kent.

"Will I be shot here?"
my friends ask when I take them;
N. 7th and Kent.

Walk to the river,
see the city-fantastik;
N. 7th and Kent.

I come here to see
what we are capable of;
N. 7th and Kent.

December 22, 2005

Love Revisited

I was nerdy then.
You are silly for thinking
I was kind of cute.

Playing a new game
I beat him fair and square. The
next day, I bought it.

My good friends will know
and those who don't, will get it
easily enough.

For a long time I
resisted, but he was right.
Short hair is better.

A Friend

When I first met her
drugs from the knee surgery
rendered her loopy.

We were kids when we
met, today I look at her--
amazing woman!

The girl does it all!
Frequently, her shoes and bags
match. I am in awe.

Point of Order

Good girls haiku too.
I present these so you see.
I haiku, do you?

I am really just
bashful, my face turning red
at the thought of it.

December 19, 2005

Two-in-One

A friend requested, no, dared me to post some "BS poetry" as he called it. A comment from an unexpected reader asked for more about the bad Crabby. Well... let's combine the two, shall we?

Here you will find a whole lot of dirty haiku -- because still another friend got me started on a kick of thinking of things in a certain syllabic pattern, and now I am a machine. Here is a taste.

Disclaimer Haiku:

A lot of my stuff
I can't post because it is
quite over-the-top!

Forgive me if I offend:

I hate to create
meaning where there is none but
strange how snug we fit.

There is no hiding
in your room, with 'the clapper'.
Lighted, I am shy.

I touched him even
when I wasn't supposed to.
Hard, he felt like math.


Evil, when love in
a perfect package finds you,
and it's still taboo.


We meet on the phone,
under the covers, dark words,
whispers, human faults.


your eyes bulging serve
to make me so wet when i
peek up as i eat


It's hard to forget
my oral fixation when
you look like candy.

Bringing out the girl
in me, you make me want to
take. Bend me over.

Remember to clench
your teeth and swallow when it
hurts. You can't make me.

He wants to cuddle
in the backseat. It is warm
and unexpected.

He futzes with my
bra and we fall back laughing.
Too young to get it.

Where did the days of
hand-holding go? Lately, it's
two dates and a f*ck.

Long time since I met
a guy who wanted to take
me someplace but bed.

Under, over, from
behind, I can't get your d*ck
far out of my mind.

I reach into my
pants to remember you. The
electric is off.

December 16, 2005

Ritabelle, (Barely Legal!)

Since we were friends long before the advent of the digi-cam, Rita, you get a collage.


Happy Birthday to a DEAR friend.

I am not a blogger.

Just because I have climbed on to the self-importance train and starting dropping words here every now and then doesn't make me anything I can quite label just yet. I am certainly not a blogger. Maybe someday this status will change, but right now I feel clarifications are in order.

A friend was making fun of my misuse of the word "blogroll". He says it's blogspeak for a list of links. Hey, that's cool. I made up a word that already existed. You see, I didn't know there was such a word, and when I "invented" it again, I sort of intended it to be a throwback to elementary days. Days when our teachers took roll and you'd raise your hand or say here, or as was more my speed, race down the hall a couple minutes late hoping you got there before she'd sent the attendance list to the office. I used it earlier, and intend on continuing to use it as a description of my birthday series. Those who know me know I like to make up words at will, and when the applicability strikes, I use them. So, I am not a blogger. I simply don't think I need to color within the lines of the dictionary.

When I thought about it further too, I realized I patently disagree with the friend who thinks that my use is all wrong even in the traditional sense. My blogroll is, or will be a collection of links, unclickable perhaps, but points that punctuate the very heart of my story.

December 07, 2005

One Cat Down

Some of you will remember this smushy from an earlier post. Hooray! She is the first to be officially adopted.


Why Didn't Anyone Tell Me My Font Was Funky?

I am finally back behind the helm of my beasty pc, after a long stint of working with a laptop that is incapable of resolution beyond 800 x 600 (go ahead, laugh). I bit the bullet and paid to have the OS reinstalled after letting people attempt to fix the original problem and only making it worse.

Anyway, I noticed right away the font color I was using is pretty damn dark on the background! And no one shared! Maybe that's because you couldn't read diddly? More likely because nobody's reading. And the two people who do check back here from time to time, well they're too nice to tell me, I know that.

So, we'll work on that over here in the next day or two. I mean, I love purple and all, but I can compromise. See?

December 03, 2005

Barely Legal: Due To Some Technical Difficulties But With Sincere Apologies, A Belated Birthday Blogroll

Superhero or sex symbol? Man or machine? There is no telling with Mighty Matt, but that doesn't stop us here on the Isla de los Malhumorados from stopping to wish him a very Happy Birsday and all the best for another exciting 65 years! You don't look a day over 29, kid. It's the Pearl Cream, isn't it?!










December 02, 2005

On A Lighter Note

I know what I am doing for my next birthday. This place looks awesome.

Take Another Step And Your Life Won't Be Worth Sh*t

Once again the press has brought the issue of capital punishment under their unforgiving microscope. This is a topic I could discuss at length but I will save that for another night when I really want to cause a little uproar. Right now I wanted to keep my comment simple.

I often hear arguments against the death penalty that seem to react to the idea that it is an unfair sentence imposed by the government, or perhaps more ominously, the State. I felt I had to post this article which exemplifies to me the fact that seems to be missing in the debate a lot of the time. It isn't the institution but rather 'We the People' who make these decisions.

I believe that if the people of some states want to take a strong stand against particularly violent acts and individuals, then they should be allowed to draw a line in the sand and make examples out of those who so egregiously disregard the lives of others. Nobody wins in the face of such ugliness, but somewhere along the way you can make a point.