March 08, 2006

Bang My Gong


For eleven dollars, (less if you buy in bulk!) + shipping and handling you too can be dirty sweet. Strangely, I want it, only I worry I would stay home and gnaw at myself instead of using it for the powers of good.

Wait, what?

Though great in theory, there is nothing practically appealing about this. I mean, think about it objectively. However, it has pushed me toward a search for the Smarties garter belt. Now that'd be hot.


3 Comments:

At March 09, 2006 2:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

imagine if there were a bra made out of chocolate covered coffeebeans. mmmmmm

 
At March 10, 2006 1:13 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm a little scared to know how you ran across this... certainly must not have been when you were good. ;)

~ Her Ladyship

 
At March 10, 2006 4:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You mean you can't use it for the powers of good and gnaw at it yourself at the same time?

I think you can do both. In fact, I can prove it.

 

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