Monica Keena Gets Fugged

Thanks Pasc for passing this along from some of the best of the bad at Go Fug Yourself. This is what they had to say:

Monica Keena bought this for her Skating With Celebrities audition,
but that didn't pan out, so she repurposed it. And, sure, her chest looks very perky-if-pancaked, but the rest is just so very Laura Ingalls Wilder in Little Salchow On The Prairie.

In seventh grade the chorus I was in went on a trip to Marblehead, MA to sing at another school with another group of kids and see some sights in Boston, etc. Monica and I ended up being assigned to live at the same girl's house. I think her name was Jennifer but I can't remember now. I do remember that she had a distinct affinity for Axl Rose, particularly how his spandex pants stretched over, well, you get the picture.

The first time she left us alone in the room, Monica and I looked at each other, like... uh, is she for real? We were from a world where boys were still just cute and you were sorta shy about playing games like Spin the Bottle, not where you looked at a bulge first and had a cigarette later.

She said, "I'm glad I didn't have to come here alone."

I know what you mean.

We weren't really friends, before or after the trip. Just then, it was cool having her around. And to be honest, though sometimes it is really hard to watch people of your own age becoming super successful, I kinda secretly always enjoy watching her performances when I can catch them. It escorts me ever so slightly to the days of bad middle school productions, and I love that sort of thing.

All that aside, what was she thinking with that outfit? And um, my goodness, the two emergency floatation devices she had installed?