January 18, 2006

One Hundred Thirty-Three Poems about Abby

abby is aussie mix

She is anthem dub.
Turn her up so you can hear
her audio spikes.

abby is my name

I never liked the
sound of it 'til I heard you
say it low in bed.

abby is sick

She kissed him and he
didn't tell her 'bout his throat.
He just wanted play.

abby is in the scrapbook

Look at that goofy
face she's making! Does she think
we want to see that?

abby is okay column

Strong like Atlas, she'll
make sure things stand as they should.
At least, we hope so.

abby is child of heaven now

That's what the priest said,
but I don't think he realized,
she didn't believe.

abby is bored

How much longer do
you think this will continue?
I am sleepy. Yawn.

abby is home

It's a good place to
be, tucked under the covers,
and in pajamas.

abby is speechless

Tell me you love me
one more time and again I'm
stunned into silence

abby is a very alert baby

Boy, nothing gets by
her. She never closes her
eyes. She doesn't sleep.

abby is aussie mix for adoption happy hills animal foundation

She's very friendly
unless you pull her tail. Then
her bite is vicious.

abby is pro

Amateur no more
she's making the big bucks now.
Up, up, and away!

abby is bright

Have you met her yet?
Shiny and quick, she blinds you.
You need sunglasses.

abby is

Axis x and y,
a single point in so many
million, she's standing.

abby is a brat

Stop your whining. I
told you, we ar enot going
to the toy store now!

abby is a dark tortoiseshell and half her face is black

Supposedly it's
a disease, at least that's what
Michael Jackson said.

abby is ready to face the cold

I have steeled myself
for what will be. Emptiness,
dear. You may go now.

abby is back home now they can relax and smile

Gave us all a scare
when she skipped town to find her
past. They thought the worst.

abby is now 3yrs old and ofa good

She speaks like a small
Italian, even her first
words: Self-a do it!

abby is doing really well after her surgery

That gastric bypass
has worked wonders, eight hundred
pounds and still counting!

abby is doing great

Don't bother calling,
she's moved on. Her new guy is
so satisfying.

abby is a young teenager striving to make things work

It's just like Judy
Blume, where the girl never has
a clue what to do.

abby is announcing today

Get ready. You know
that girl will hog the spotlight
every chance she gets.

abby is my second sheltie

Yet another dog
named "Me." Coincidence or
the world's subtle hints?

abby is a veterinarian radio talk

Lots of talk about
balding cats and biting dogs.
Creepy, crawly things.

abby is new to stoneybrook and she has a twin

You know, I thought it
was the other way around
but no, she's evil.

abby is a 71

Most guys rate them one
to ten, but me? I'm special.
I take it all in.

abby is different from most of my students

She sits in the back,
passes notes and giggles through
lessons. What a pain!

abby is an acknowledged phenomenon of contemporary journalism

They know she can write
and has a strong opinion.
But where is the truth?

abby is an

An... an... an... aardvark!
No, no, that definitely
wasn't right. Damnit!

abby is learning to read

So late in the game,
what a shame. Don't think she is
gonna get too far.

abby is doing very well at our place since day 1

It's weird seeing her
on the couch in the morning,
but she seems happy.

abby is riddled with offensive racial stereotypes

The drunk mick laughs
when the connected gavone
beats the stingy kike.

abby is on the other line

You know how we all
understand reality?
There are more wavelengths.

abby is growing up so fast

She can smoke, drink, and
swear with the worst of them.
Used to be so sweet.

abby is aware of such likely criticism and is at pains to point out she is not fabricating any of her film

It's non-fiction, honest!
How would I ever have staged
a documentary?!

abby is written by abigail van buren

Famous ladies with
my name sort of add to my
life's pressure-cooker.

abby is right there trying to make it better

Less talk, more action.
Have you ever met a more
altruistic girl?

abby is announcing today an internet

Didn't you know this?
Altered communications--
I invented it!


abby is not unattractive

Look, she's no dog, but
think twice before you catch a
glimpse in the morning.

abby is undoubtedly a huge rip off of the block busting exorcist

Please! She floats around
pretending to be possessed.
Pea soup is passe!

abby is a boxer

You must watch out for
Iron Mike and Sudden Death.
She has named her fists.

abby is a sophomore golfer from waterville

Maybe next year she'll
be as brave as Danica
and take on the men.

abby is relentless

Here she goes again,
posting more crap! I thought she
got it -- no one cares!

abby is a 3

Subpar at best, I
think she lacks flavor. Try with
a rich cabernet.

abby is a congo african grey parrot

You idiot! How
much You idiot! for the
You idiot! bird?

abby is an ob nurse at the hospital who works occasional shifts for extra money

It's kind of strange how
her eyes light up at the sight
of the speculum.

abby is in the house and kidnaps a woman from the settlement as an exhange hostage

Whoa, this is not where
we thought she'd end up in life.
Television news.

abby is efficient and thorough

Wielding a red pen,
your paper, a battlefield,
edited to shreds.

abby is walking into the trauma room where natalie is

Maybe I shouldn't
have done it... but... but... she was
gonna steal my man!

abby is here with us

We think anyway.
Sometimes we're not so sure she's
on the same planet.

abby is written up in the book

If I'm not wrong, the
daughter of the innkeeper
who turned them away.

abby is a lesbian

Of course! It all makes
sense now. She never has a
boyfriend and likes sports.

abby is slightly jealous of luka's "new project"

She kind of always
wanted to play Liza to
his Henry Higgins.

abby is active this year and will be successful

A lot better than
last year when she rarely got
herself out of bed.

abby is all wet when it comes to her acceptance of hot tub nudity

Do you even have
to ask? Let's go! Who needs a
suit when it's steamy?!

abby is a fourth generation metalsmith

Said she wanted to
be a doc but her metal-
working father flipped.

abby is the story of a minister's wife possessed by an ancient african demon

A bizarre tale that's
hard to swallow, bad effects,
clunky dialogue.

abby is tending to escape

There isn't a cage
big enough. There is no way
to keep her inside.

abby is on her way home trach free

But without that part
of her throat, she'll have trouble
with certain vowels.

abby is our ball

I don't know why we
named it. It seems a little
weird in retrospect.

abby is an early childhood professional

She knows how to deal
with tiny brats. Says the key
is sending them home.

abby is bi female age 43

Didn't work out too
well, huh? Ya should've picked a
side and stuck with it.

abby is the wonderful novelist ... thomas

Miss Thomas can write
and she had it first. What a waste
of all my glory.

abby is our 10 month old female tabby

She's still a tiny
matey. You don't have to do
much to make her purr.

abby is cared for by her friends and abandoned by her family as she struggles to live with a disease that gradually destroys her fierce quest for independence

It's rotten, this life is.
Falling apart, I'm starting
to see. The misery.

abby is very spoiled by me

Unique baubles that
compliment her eyes, Chinese
silks, violets, French wine.

abby is such a dear

What ever would I do,
how would life continue is
I didn't have her?

abby is a goddess who has chosen to grace this meager planet with her presence

What else must be said?
I've been making this point for
years. Believe me now?

abby is a mature escort with the most fabulous looks and body and is extremely bright

Finally wisened
up to the idea that it's just
a lot of money.

abby is the one on the scale

What's being measured,
her capacity for love
or how quick she cuts?

abby is an extremely sweet 4

Because she has a
nice personality I'm
upping her rating.

abby is many things to many different people

multitasking life
saver, secret bank, safety,
constant, but passing.

abby is our only adult female

We aren't willing
to share. These are hard times and
she is the future.

abby is a very sensual dominatrix

Anything she wants.
On your knees, beneath black boots,
pitiful worship.

abby is an institution here at camp

What will it be like?
No more late night pantry raids, no
snogging by moonlight.

abby is one of society's more subtle victims

Surface so shiny,
tottering along the line.
You would never know.


abby is currently four years old

It won't be long now.
We'll be getting ready to
send her to college.

abby is acting the way she is?

I do not want to
admit how I am just a
slave to biology.

abby is a shining example of how independent bookstores take pride in the recognition of good books and pass that knowledge on to

Eerily true, though
not a store, got lots of reads.
I'll pass books on soon.

abby is home sick with the flu

What a crank when she's
sick! Refuses all help, pulls
the Garbo routine.

abby is frustrated by the predicament of missing out on an opportunity for love

What is there to say?
I cannot win. I will not
try any harder.

abby is also board certified to supervise both professional counselors and social workers in training

That's what's scary! Of
all people, she's in charge of
training counselors?!

abby is a 5'1" brunette

What did they do? Where
did they take the inches from--
legs, neck or torso?

abby is a sweet

How many licks does
it take to find the core of
a tootsie roll girl?

abby is my first show dog

She caused a ruckus,
judge threw her out of the ring.
She's growling at me.

abby is too tough and smart to be shaken

Nails sunk deep in it.
Gripping hands that won't let go.
You are a moot point.

abby is having a shower when she unexpectedly has an orgasm

Walk dog, clean, stock fridge,
oh... my... Oh... God... OH, Yes! Yes!
Lather, rinse, repeat.

abby is a big girl

I remember you
when you rode your dad's shoulders.
Where did the years go?

abby is 10

She knows the answers,
keeps her emotions in check;
the perfect number.

abby is sucked into the cabal

She heard Madonna
did it and like the lemming
she is, fell forward.

abby is cool

So you keep saying,
but I'm not so sure. Why can't
she write some long poems?

abby is a riot'

A catastrophic
overnight sensation, she
caused so much damage.

abby is cool =

The breadth of genius
will not be realized until
long after she's dead.


abby is baptized

Long ago, beyond
memory, I bathed to wash
humanity's sin.

abby is wrong

a conspiracy
of silence virtually
erases the fact

abby is a big girl hi there

Have you seen her ass
lately?! It's HU-- Heyyyy. Oh Gawd.
You think she heard me?

abby is almost out of heat and she will be 6 mo

Look, I only have
so much time. You know about
my randy winters.


abby is sucked into the

Magnificent end,
pulled apart in the rush, this
spinning planet's void.


abby is a probation and parole officer

Butch like Cassidy,
should have been called "Hildy".
Watch the nightstick fall.


abby is a program started by the late ... van buren more commonly known as dear

Four letter words for
things we should have done better.

I miss you so much.

abby

Oh. Say it again.
Whisper it close; remind me
I am everything.


abby is weird

Well d'uh. But isn't
that part of her charm? Perhaps
she is just too young.

abby is looking for her forever home

My heart knows where it
would like to go, but afraid
to stir, I stand still.

abby is precious

Rare imperfections
gleam purple under the moon,
a vivified gem.


abby is too busy to keep her dates with tom

It's hard to see him,
so I make excuses why
I cannot swing by
.

abby is a brand

Slowly but ever
so sure, it's taking over.
She's the latest craze.


abby is thrilled

There are so many
things to be grateful for; the
astonishing truth.


abby is sick from linnwood daily

Homeopathic
crap! Dunno why she takes it.
What the hell's Linnwood?


abby is sick post a comment name

Come, you will find the
antidote. The answer to
infection is here.


abby is truly my miracle baby

I didn't know we'd
have another chance to fall.
Should we jump this time?


abby is desolate when her best friend

Doesn't ask her to
be in her wedding? Forgets
they were once sisters?


abby is chair of

Would you like to sit
down? There isn't much room, but
I have lap to spare.


abby is about eight years old and her life lately has been a little rough

Saturday mornings
he still smelled whiskey soaked. I
played sick to stay home.


abby is a graduate of oklahoma state university

Well Hallelujah!
We were worried she was never
going to finish.


abby is bi female

Can't make up her mind.
Has lots of fun with friendster.
Practice makes perfect.


abby is a regular to the lights

There is no darkness.
The neon passes judgment
on our human frames.


abby is only the thirty

Not the thirtieth,
I'm the twenty-ninth. Maybe
too, the thirty-first.


abby is ofa excellent and elbows clear

Big and able, she
sits like Mabel, sure to mind
Betty Etiquette.


abby is a beautiful

What we don't know, but
we like what we see. Something
intangible, free.


abby is beautiful and keeps getting cuter with each picture

She took pictures? I
mean... pictures?! Is this the same
girl we used to know?


abby is sure there is more to todd's death than meets the eye

A pool of water,
a broken glass, two odd shoes,
phone unplugged, no note.


abby is announcing today an internet partnership with the lifelines services


One of those things where
the person says, I've fallen
and I can't get up.


abby is available at http

It's some club on the
lower east side. I saw her
name in the bathroom.

abby is also involved when his nephew harold is interested in olivia

Meddling in other
people's affairs offers him
the greatest pleasure.


abby is a single parent

The struggle is the
glory. That is what they keep
repeating in group.

abby is disappointed when her guests fail to arrive

Another birthday
where my pals did it again.
Thanks a lot, people.


abby is michaela

So, are they going
to write her out of the script?
The plot is just bizarre.

abby is as considerate as she is naturally tan

I wonder if I
should mention I'm the color
of winter snowfall.


abby is a very intelligent

turbo charged hyper
driving fast calculating
super computer

abby is possessed

Woman of principle
she'll finish this exercise
though it might kill her.


abby is the most widely syndicated columnist in the world

Towards what dreams should
we aspire? To succeed, to
love, to write, to change?


abby is happier than ever

Opportunity
is knocking. I am ready
to answer the door.


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