Just In Time For The Fix'uns.

Here's a list of 10 Turkeys I am thankful I don't have to eat with tomorrow, and you should be too.

1. Cork the wine kiddies, it's Nick Nolte.
2. Everyone dreads their Aunt Babs.
3. Always personality-rich, Mayor Bloomberg.
4. Then, there's always this guy.
5. When in doubt, Jacko, (it's you baby).
6. Oh, oh, Oh-prah.
7. The Lucky Seven Combination Platter: Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes.
8. Eek, Mariah!
9. Please, no carving knives around The Juice.
10. That Hilton girl. Good G-d, thank You.